with Jenna Fischer (Pam) and Harold Ramis (director)
Jenna: Okay, John, all you have to say is “Don’t cross the beams…”
John: Oh, my God… for the last time, this is NOT Ghostbusters!
John: Why can’t you just let Pam and I be a couple for
the show. THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WANT!
John: Lookit, I know you’re new at this but let’s just leave
this to the pros.
Damn Breathe-right strips are ruining the mood.
I should not have had seconds before. Uggh, my stomach…
John: phew! Har, youre B.O. is giving me a baad headache.
Harold: I can’t help it. I’ve got a disease.
Jenna: Be nice, John. I’m sitting and bearing the downwind.
Harold: C’mon, it worked in Animal House …
John: I’m not “zitting” Dwight.
Jenna: J-O-H-N! what’s that spell? JOHN!
John: I don’t think i’ll ever get this cheerleading thing down
John: Look, Harold, I know you work long hours, but I think
it’s about time you took a shower!